My name is Seiji Wakabayashi.
I sometimes go by Wacky Waka.
Kind of like how Batman went by Bruce
(even though I'm more of a Robin). 
I don't have any superpowers, 
but I do know a thing or two about cameras. 
When I'm super rich and famous,
I'm buying all my friends a Ferrari Daytona 
so we can cruise down Malibu in style.
PS: You can often find me jumping into things - pools, relationships, and
shitty situations.